Leah Maines
THE DAY MY BRAIN STOPPED
for Kevin
It is like when you spoke to me in Spanish
but I answered in Japanese
Then you offered me a book in English
but it read like German, and I do not know German,
at least not much,
So that just won't do
No, not at all
So
I turned to French to stroke my brain to sense,
thinking the language my foremothers embraced ages ago
might help me along
But
No, way. Wait. That's not right.
And my Tu for you has turned to Vous
And all I want to do is
stop this world travel now and
just find my way home.
* * *
THE USEFULNESS OF CANES
for Beth and the girls
They are good for beating snakes
If you find yourself in a rural area walking across a field and
A snake slithers across your naked ankle and
You are walking with a cane
as I now am
and you cannot run away
as I cannot
and you cannot yell "SNAKE" to elicit the aid of others
as I now cannot
Then
You can use the cane to beat the snake or
If able, crush its head
Job well done
They are good for squishing bugs
Very good for squishing slow bugs and spiders
Not good at all for squishing flying bugs
don't even try it
especially if you must use a cane to walk
because you damn well will not be able to run
once the wasp, bee, hornet, or whatever the hell deadly creature
starts chasing you for trying to kill it!
Keep it simple
Ground bugs only (slows ones are best)
Unless the flying bugs are injured and on the ground then
Squish Away!
And
As we all know
They are good for leaning
but I prefer to lean on the arm of my Honey, my big Eagle Man
but that is a different story
and, I suspect, a much better poem
Leah Maines has edited over 800 poetry, fiction, and play collections, including
several award-winning titles. She is former Poet-in-Residence of Northern Kentucky University. Maines
is the author of Looking to the East with Western Eyes, (Finishing Line Press) which reached #10 in the
"Cincinnati/Tri-State Best Sellers List" (Cincinnati Enquirer), and Beyond the River,
(KWC Press) winner of the Kentucky Writers' Coalition Poetry Chapbook Competition.
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