Mike Berger
        ADAPTING
         I love to garden; it's in my blood  
          I have a lovely Japanese garden.  
          It's somber with a waterfall.  
         I cried when they had to take 
          off my leg; my gardening came 
          to an abrupt halt.  I struggle to  
          thin the plums and peaches 
          and prune the Concord grades.  
         My vegetable garden is Spartan.  
          I have just three tomato plants.  
          I relish green peas in spring 
          but now they'll have to wait.  
         I'm not going to let my missing leg 
          beat me. So I've devised a 
          cunning plan; I'm working on the 
          design.  I'll remove the foot 
          from my prosthetic; and replace 
          it with a shovel.  
           
        Mike Berger, PhD is  
          bright, articulate,  
          handsome, and  
          extremely humble   |